The Funny Celebrant
If the idea of a long, awkward, overly formal ceremony makes you want to elope… we should talk.
I’m a Gold Coast–based celebrant and stand-up comedian, creating ceremonies that are modern, relaxed, and genuinely engaging. Think meaningful without being heavy, funny without being cringey.
I know how to read a room, so I’ll strike the perfect tone on the day, keeping it flowing, natural, and never awkward.
Available across the Gold Coast, Brisbane and Northern NSW.
Pop your details in below to see if I’m available for your big day.
Stand up at a comedy club -
my other love
"Vanessa was absolutely incredible! From the initial introduction through to the ceremony, everything was so seamless. She got to know us over a couple of casual coffees and the ceremony she wrote truly encapsulated both of us as individuals and as a couple. She’s light-hearted and so easy to get along with - she was always quick to reply to answer any questions we had. If you’re looking for a celebrant who can have a laugh and also capture your true love as a couple, I can not recommend Vanessa more highly! Thank you for making our day so heartfelt, full of laughs and so special! It was the best day of our lives and we got so many compliments on how perfect the ceremony was. Thank You, Vanessa!" Ali and Pete
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